The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Squidina Star with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.608 billion Bininilandese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 226,733 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trains and passengers alike are often late, the endangered saltwater humpback Jellyfish is only seen in captivity programs, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 936^th in the world and 34^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 382 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.